I am your Hopi guide.

No. I mean the ppl that predicted the end of the world in 2012. I'm one of them. The snake-bird worshipers.

Anyway. I'm like this mystical indigenous motherfucker. And there is like smoke and I chant and shit and see the future which is the horrible end of the tribe and all the squaws fuck me because I am the shaman.

Wait. Before I forget. I also talk to wild animals.

Yeah. That's pretty much what I do.

Oh. I also jack off all over your mother's face.

And for some reason it just feels so fucking right.

Naw mean?

2 for the 369 Crew:

xTx said...

its pretty funny that i can pick out which one of you abortions typed this shit just by reading the title and/or first sentence.

i love vaughan simons

~otto~ said...

I saw you

and him

and him

walkin in the rain

hat you tryin to prove

YOU WAS WITH THE JUICE