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I've been practicing all day for the reading, bought a crisp shirt,
had a professional shave my head and I'm drinking a bottle of beer
that had been sitting for hours in a tub of ice. But as I read over it
here at a bar I can't get through it without wanting to cry and I
stammer. I wasn't ready for that. Maybe if I cry I'll get a standing
O. Or maybe someone will fart.

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