Okay so she and I started drinking around 3 Fri afternoon, and by 5 we were so horny we hopped in a cab and came back to my place and started fucking and OH MY FUCKING GOD and we fucked and fucked and I cannot get off with goddamn condoms and in many ways I do not give a shit because I love fucking her so much she has perfect small breasts and nipples and the pussy is phat and tight and she makes the greatest O-face and she wants me to dominate her and slap the shit out of her and also give her tender kisses and then we went to a dive bar and an old lady told her that I was a handsome man and she was a beautiful woman and we looked great together and the old woman kinda looked like Popeye in a wig with no corncob pipe and I saw this black dude buy cocaine by the pool table and there is flypaper in the bathroom and we were making out so much at the bar that it was probably gross to everyone and she said I wish it could be like this forever but too bad this feeling never lasts and I said let's just go ahead and get married and divorced and get it over with and she laughed and I told her some buddhist shit about how my beer glass is already broken : long story : I'll skip it :  and we went to another place to get a dominican drink called mamajuana : google it, cunt : and then we went home and fucked more and I still could not get off AND HERE IS THE BEST PART she says why don't we both jerk off to gangbang porn and I was like idk if I can do that with you watching and she said I could she was sure of it and she said she would get off when I get off and I said how can you time that and she said she has no problem finishing so we were side by side jerking and jilling off and I got close and started to make that I'm-about-to-come noise and she finishes right as a sizzling hot shot of come sprayed her face and I mean it was shot after shot all over her fresh sweaty flesh it was massive fucking loads like rain and she rubbed it in and licked her fingers and kissed me all over love story.