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I am not going to compete with you. I will hang next to you instead by my wrists, dungeon style.

Piss in my mouth until I like it.

Take a walk with me pretty baby. I need a man I can call pretty baby and not get offended. I need a man who I can catch crying at a faggy movie every so often but not a man who I can catch crying in a dark room when he thinks I am not home yet.

A round of applause for ever shitty thing I’ve ever done.

Hangovers are a punishment from god for too much fun.

Today, with the help of an expanding sun, I will make a white triangle over a black triangle which will further highlight the path to paradise.