A MESSAGE TO THE GRUDGE FUCK GIRL FROM THE ONE OFFICE WHERE THEY HAVE MIKE AND IKES:

baby what if we went out drinking and dancing baby what if we held each other and laughed in the taxi and then bought blow from a guy who always has some and later when we passed out you slept with your mouth on my junk ha ha no not really i
and this might ruin things for me but what if we get better acquainted and then do that or no what if we
pretended to volunteer for a foundation but really meet in a parking lot by the trails and do handjobs no
WHAT IF WE FELL INTO CRAZY LOVE OK AND TOLD THE WORLD TO TOTALLY FUCK ITSELF AND

HEY

FUCK

YOU!!!!

and we went somewhere awesome and sat around looking great and being funny and urbane and shit;

well read

etc.

i mean fuck it right we could be rich and fuck other ppl and do bondage and drink pee with other top-level corporate execs at weird little parties and i can try to fuck a secretary (huge titties)
and you can begin fucking my judo partner behind my back but here will be the kicker
he will be your long lost brother and you will then be
just so you know
a totally nasty fucking bitch.