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WHat if there was a place ok
and there were birds there who did not poop on your shoulder
and there was also no girl walking around going
WHERE ARE THE DISTILLED WATER BOTTLES I NEED TO FLUSH MY NOSE
and yeah
the sun was shining and Asians were taking pictures of things you would never take a picture of and
umm
no clouds and alla the restaurants had curries and hot waitresses like the ones in Bollywood not
Slumdog documentaries
(garbage picking is gross; also bare Indian feet yuck) and
say you met a girl there and she was ripe like the fruit on so many trees
o
and she wasn't like other girls she was SMOOTH SKINNED and wanted to go somewhere private and when you said how about a walk in the park baby she said NO
FAGGOT
TAKE ME TO A GLORY HOLE
and it just so happens you know where one is and when you go there she goes on the other side and you think she starts sucking your dick and then right before you blast that shit all the way to kingdom come she walks around the corner and someone is still sucking and when you look to see who it is (an old stringy-haired queer) she laughs and says HAHA MOTHERFUCKER I TOLD YOU YOUR SHIT WAS GAY!!!

I mean. Holy fuck. It'd be like Rotto with the bordello matches all over again, right?

O. I know.