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There's a big sign in right field of the Mets new dump: BIG NUT BARS. The bats are pink.

Nyjer Morgan stole second easily, slid head first. The old Irish bartender says to his drunken choir, "Ya know when Pete Rose first did that they did a whole thing about how that doesn't help. You'd think they'd tell everyone at spring training, 'No sliding head first!'" Old man from the choir says, "And nobody bunts anymore! If they taught them how to bunt you'd win another nine, ten games a season!"

The bartender starts quoting "The Honeymooners." The chorus laughs. The bartender says the three of them were a great team. He doesn't count Trixie. "Gimmie one funny line from her. Just one."

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