it's like the day you found out you'd been the loudest laugher in the room your entire life

No it's like a movie only the movie sucks and like you go to it during the day by yourself and the popcorn costs ninetynine bucks and is stale as a motherfucker and the soda isn't sweet enough you fucking bitch you

think to yourself no say aloud but it's ok becuz there is only one other person in the theater and he has his overcoat on his lap I mean come on who the fuck wears overcoats in May man 

right

[heisplayingpocketpool]

anyway

the movie is fucking gay as fuck there is like a hero dude and he looks like a total pussy and the bad guy also looks like someone's gay little prostitute boy and the two homos who I suppose represent our modern versions of good and evil with shit in their hair and jizzum in they throats

FUCK IT FUCKING BORES ME TO DEATH THIS MOVIE

but anyway the two guys battle over some empty eyed/starved out twig girl with huge fake bosoms that neither would fuck for real in real life and then the day is saved after everything blows up only

there are new terrorists around every corner so nothing is ever ok

ok?

That shit is what your shit is like only way more entertaining.

kisses to the kissable

dap to all the rest