sweetie i should show you my wang an open letter to my neighbor actually a lot of them the bitches in this hood are hot yo

i would like to expose myself to you baby be like all up in the bay window when you walk your 800 dollah dog past my house 

[the dog's name is coach purse] 

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and after giving you herpes with them i will set the old eye lasers on incinerate and totally light your ass up comma reader

with my words and my dreams and a pony named wildfire.

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but honestly i really like your band tshirts and how i have to live in the same city as you and how you wear sneakers like a little kid oh and the stuff about your parents ruining your life sounds kinda FUCKING STUPID coming out a mouth in its third decade naw mean?

your dreams are not my dreams ok i need to unlock like a door somewhere or something and as far as i can tell you need to ride nuts until your lips fall off

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i haven't said this in forever but i used to say it all the time and i think i'm gonna start again:

KISSES TO THE KISSABLE DAP TO ALL THE REST