BILLY PLAYS POCKET POOL

no check that. billy writes. 

he do.

billy writes something billy writes comments he goes oh you are fab man i mean you are the best hahaheehee your posts are so funny hey i caught you in the latest issue of NINEPPLREADUS and i thought you were the bestest ever ohhhhh plz check out my blog and then you know 

like

sometimes they do and sometimes they don't but old billy knows something

he do.

billy know that if he sucks assholes long enough he will get to call himself a writer 
with the rest of the writers
with the rest of the writers
with the rest of the writers

and oh

shake your rump and dance sweet billy becuz

after the group blogs

and the sweetsoftpetting

and the chapbooks

and being in this or that

he will no longer be billy

nossir

no longer the kid no one like-did.

nope not him at all.

billy will be a someone

a someone a someone a someone a someone a someone but

just like all his sorry typist friends poor old talentless billy

will never find his way into barnes and noble unless it's to buy a book.

oh 

wait

they're all too avant-garde. it doesn't matter to them anyway. 

plz accept my submission 
plz accept my submission
plz accept my submission
plz accept my submission
plz accept my submission

4 for the 369 Crew:

lorianne said...

i think i might be billy....fuck!

ty bluesmith said...

i wasn't gonna use your name but yeah:)

lorianne said...

and i was just looking for bus fare

ty bluesmith said...

the niner can always break ya off a lil sumthin