don't be scared ok

i feel like this. now that we have the internet we are not really slaves to the publishers anymore. in a way we are. of course. but like also. i mean. i feel confident that there are at least decent-looking chicks living in awesome cities across the globe who would let me move in with them and kiss my ass over the writing. so how is that not a big old W?

and really. that's all i want. that knowledge. to know i got into the minds and hearts of pretty girls.