the fit adult

it is like u remove the unhealthy shit from your life and start working out again yada yada and u hang in there and stay like that FOREVER and tough it out etc while time passes very slowly oh so fucking slowly and finally u wake up one morning and u are sober and not hungover or wheezing and u do not need to puke [or advil or hair of the dog or pepsi or whatever] and u [now here is the funny part] know exactly where u are.

instantly. none of that wtf did i do last nite shit racing back and forth between your head and heart. no adrenaline. no embarrassment. no shame.

no holy fuck how much did i spend last nite.

no holy fuck they are going to fire my sorry fuckin ass for sure this time.

lately the game is brand new. nothing hurts when u open your eyes at 6 a.m.

nada.

u roll right out of bed dude.

and it is before the crack of 3 p.m.

unbelievable right?

like u eat lunch at noon now. how sick is that? u putting food in your mouth that does not come from a drive thru at 243 a.m.

i mean

even the caffeine headache is no longer there in the morning.

fuckin wild. i know.



anyway so like u wake up in your own bed and there u are:

sober
healthy

[no gut hanging over the waistband. no acne. white teeth.]

and just as bored and unhappy and angry as u were before u tuned out and turned on.

right?