1022 {i am going to see him tomorrow}

My dad lives in an old schoolhouse that was built in the late 1800’s.

My dad’s house is red and has a belfry.

My dad’s house is in a white trash town.

My dad is a combination of Grizzly Adams/Fred Flintstone/Homer Simpson with a sprinkling of Archie Bunker.

My dad has tattoos and earrings.

My dad is in love.

My dad drinks and tells me about when he first fucked my mom.

My dad can’t hear very well.

My dad gives me Indian burns and still ruffles my hair.

My dad likes milk and martinis.

My dad likes swapmeets and apple fairs.

My dad has the greenest thumb.

My dad’s dog died.

My dad volunteers at the Senior Center.

My dad found a dead body once.

My dad wears only shorts and socks and tennis shoes when the sun is out.

My dad has a sideways L shaped scar that runs along his belly.

My dad is very loud and says things wrong.

My dad is a multi-millionaire.