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hi i was up late last nite watching prison shows hi i had dreams about prison all nite hi when i woke up i had an angry white head under my right nostril hi the kind you get from shaving cream getting into your pores i believe hi it was not much fun to pop hi melindy said i screamed out the name ERIC when i was sleeping hi i was like ERIC took my virginity hi

no not really i lost my virginity to a girl named jennifer remember when every girl was named jennifer whatever happened to all the jennifer's anyway or like idk who cares really but the jennifer i am speaking of was hot they are all hot she had blonde hair and blue eyes and freckles and was lanky i used to have all these rules about who i fucked i thought i was the shit she was left-handed that was also a rule for awhile becuz i thought i was the shit i did well really kind of i was the shit i know you had it rough in high school but i kind of did not sorry about that i had sisters i knew how to play the game sorry about ya luck oh high school those were the days remember when you wanted that cream gto convertible so you could ride around and blast black flag

remember how everything was new and clothes came from department stores becuz your bougie mom was payin not like now not like stupid cherokee tshirts from target not like stupid vans shorts from kohl's although i like my stupid vans shorts for kohl's hi i am going to the hippie grocery store to buy legumes and other stuff that allows me to treat you with disdain hi i have to change the fish water today hi i am sick of twitter being broken hi my name is tyrell and i

love fuckin white women

and

i am going to continue querying every lit agent on the planet today becuz if not them who else would email a mothefucker

well

i mean there is monster dot com and bplay yeah yo you know it fuck baseball might as well watch wrasslin

hall of fame game tonite btw

god bless ye merry gentlefucks