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!) Fresh-shaved head, like velvet

@) "Tin Pan Alley (aka Roughest Place in Town)"

#) Run my hand over my my brain case

$) Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee (added Mount Gay Rum)(make a dumb joke in your head, homophobe)

%) Shoulda went to the bodega, $2.28 is too much for iced coffee, it is good tho, but still

^) Need Crazy Glue

&) Bought duct tape to fix the broom

*) And a magnet strip to fix the medicine cabinet

() MOUNT GAY RUM heh

)) PedEgg works, save the shavings for pasta