1. hackers all up in twitter's shit [and rotto does not care-oh]
2. an editor who rejected one of my stories is following me on twitter
3. [and rotto does not care-oh]
4. the bitch who drowned the bunnies is in hot water hurrah
5. nite #2 of melindy standing behind me yelling at her fax machine
6. some nerd is talking shit to my 7 yr old on youtube about star wars yo
7. i like stripes
8. any of you homos touch me and i'll kill ya
9. i like fletch
10. sugar mr. poon?
11. john hughes damn
12. is it football season yet?
13. bring on the wolverines