1956

your mom is a truck stop your face is a backstop the options menu for mad men is playing theme music over and over below me the sub is rattling the floor and by extension my feet the a/c is up too high in this house someone let their dog shit on my tree lawn melinda calls it a terrace i never heard that before some ppl also call it a devil strip some ppl do not like that i type ppl instead of ppl umm to that i say go suck an egg you fucking unctuous motherfuckers but back to melindy she has a whip and a riding crop and when she smacks you in the junk with it that shit kills your boner yes it does yessir know what else i do not like fucking while depeche mode plays but boy i do like fucking so i am what you call somewhat flexible on the matter i have had three bowls of cereal today i am going to have another with rice milk oh yeah vegan like that my big toenail broke off and i had to cut it way short to make it even and now my toe feels weird like i am a big old pussy yeah man

i am once again not sending query letters out i mean why would i obscurity is my home my motherfuckin home no girl i was not calling you a nut rider do not think i ever will it will not happen ok you can pay me back with head no wait melinda i was only kidding when i said that to her no actually i would like a dbl blowjob like in porn i can let you both lick my nut zit oh yeah let you lick my nut zit bsmith

bitten
borrowed

and outright plagiarized kinda fuckin pathetic right i mean

damn.