1. i love that the girl is back
2. i queried wm morris
3. i can't wait to refer motherfuckers to my assistant
4. yeah like that day is comin
5. it's not my fault the bitches dig me man
6. my cunt neighbor still can't sell her house
7. i had falafel for dinner
8. the niner is what you are not
9. i can't call ppl names anymore becuz 33 always thinks i mean her
10. no penis week pictures this year thank 33
11. all your base etc etc
12. begging agents to love me makes my heart hurt
13. i am as fake as i need to be i guess
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