2020

ok i know what i am going to write for the anthology it is a touching story a real tearjerker there is this one guy ok and he has like nine cocks and twentyfifteen girlfriends and he services those bitches all day long

all

the livelong day and he also drinks and gambles and has a compnay and a porsh and a total mean streak and one day his dog dies

yup

that old motherfucker [not a lab you fuckin suburban pussies]

gets creamed in the street and all the neighborhood kids named kaylie and eban and

fucknuts totally cry dude [waterworks] it broke my heart when i was writing that shit but that is beside the point becuz as we all know your boy ty2thaBmr043 is a total softie on the inside and also a great friend to have if you got something he wantsneeds

[load]
[aim]
[fire]

but anyway the story is not about me altho everythang is we all know that right and so after the dog dies the dude gives away all of his dicks but one and some not all of the hoes

[the darkies race mixing umm idk]

and the dude sarts a foundation to raise give moneiy for all the dead dogs in the world yeah event the ones the koreans eat and then everything works out ok until the dude gets face cancer and goes to be with jesus only he finds out jesus is a big ole cocksuckin lie and he gets all mad at god and shit but it turns out god was not the one who said that in the first place yahear and he wanders around until eventually he is on a ghost hunting show where some fat fucks go ARE YOU HEAR GIVE US A SIGN and the dude [phantom version] tips over a dresser on an overexercised jewish girl producer

one

just so you know

i would hump in a minute oh yeah hit it from the back.

have a bless day kisses to the kissable dap to all the rest.