2047 [my penis is your chatroom]

i was watching the today show this morning and some asshole last name TODD [no relation] had this to say:

cunthostbitch, i have a two word answer for you:

the secret service.

and i was like damn i went nearly four decades thinking three words equaled three words.

stupid pedestrian class rabble/rouser me.

but wtf do i know really i mean i went to alcohol poisoning state uni not one of them fancy schools like mr bigtime white house correspondent TODD [no relation] most surely attended.

in other fascinating news i tried to watch the wrestler tonite [1080p] but direct tv would not let it happen they said to check my dish for snow or ice.

which

you know

it being august and all i thought the possibility of snow and ice somewhat unlikely but then i remembered fat al gore saying global warming is real so i went outside and checked and i am glad i did becuz i discovered some INCREDIBLE shit:

there are wasps in my yard that can survive ice storms.

fuckin incredible right?

man i AM telling you ohio is a crazy whacked out fuckin place for reals.

kisses to the kissable. dap to all the rest.