So the plan is to get realllllllllllly drunk on the way to the airport, arrive HOURS early for the flight, drink in the airport bar, stumble around, get harassed by security, get on the plane, pinch a stewardess' ass, read "Hollywood" by Bukowski and "Less Than Zero" by You Know Who, land, gamble, drink, never sleep, write during the brief moments I spend on elevators, and steak.
Sound good? I thought so. Fuck Hunter S. Thompson. Jacks and Jill Forever Forever Jacks and Jill.
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