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Three exes visited last night. Is that still a dream, or is that something else? They were all in the apartment but never at the same time. I painted the walls with a roller and Gordon Lish told me I did a crappy job. Another Gordon Lish came in and told the first Gordon Lish that he was doing a crappy job, too. Said he was not being hard enough on me. The walls did look crappy. Two shades of green and a bright yellow. Splotchy, drippy. The first Gordon Lish scattered hot coals over the wood floor and one of the exes said, "Who the fuck is this guy? I didn't sign up for this." I assumed she was talking about either Gordon Lish, but maybe she meant someone else.