1159 [369 ride or die]

start with teh asdf ready go be all deep like an internet writer like one who is friends with other internet writers even tho that is a bitter pill to swallow becuz you think that
most of em suck ok umm yeah well the thing is they think you suck in return so what is the difference really
yeah! you say but
i
can beat them down and body slam them in the wild wild west and kool moe dee yawns or i yawn or someone in a starbucks with their mac yawns or idk like maybe
a cat yawns like a talking cartoon cat that sits in a tree and is fat like the one in that pedophile fairy tale i dunno anyway yeah kinda getting off track as usual right haha tyb motherfuckin pussy poker extraordinaire plz excuse yo tengo holes in my brain
anyway
so you write and you go:

vaginica, your pussy lips are rubber and my face is made of sand
blah blah blah
and you do this for a year or years and then hey who knows maybe someone finally gives you a book deal or like maybe you get a job at alliance data hassling ppl for bills they ain't never gonna pay anyhow or like
maybe
you move back in with your mom and tell everyone you meet that she lives with YOU! maybe you
get kinda broke-ish maybe
you ask people to buy you absolut and cranberry drinks at the neighborhood shithole bar may
be what i am typing makes no sense maybe it is becuz i am deep
maybe umm i
d
k

maybe who knows ok we'll get off that topic for a minute becuz i need to tell you something i know 2 girls one is all about allah and the other one yahweh and they wear the special outfits distributed by their religions and here is the thing:
i want to fuck both of them at once like internet porn well actually get a double handjob while they look into the camera ok how does that
sound i mean it wil
l
be mycontribution to wrold peace dude.

hot right bless.