that I should have been in bed hours ago but I have not jerked off in like a week and I am worried about that so I forced myself to and I got some good porn up on the screen and watched and touched myself and I only got halfhard and I stroked it and stroked it halfhard and I thought about that bartender tonight cmon she was fucking unreal halfhard why is she working in a bar and those eyes and those tits and that ass halfhard and she was not a skinny bitch she like had meat like from a farm in iowa halfhard but just put together all correct in all the right places and cmon that smile and those teeth and those tits and that ass and those eyes and and AND
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