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ok this is how it went the girls were all wearing lbd's and i
wanted
to fuck all of them ok and eveyonewas buying drinks and saying things like omg i read your latest article in the artmag! dude seriouslyou can't spell you
fucking cocksmooch and omg i hate chinks and ohter racist vignettes [idk what vignettes means] and i
my darling
was unalterably yes completely
aghast and umm like just so you know ok
aghast means so shocked you ar e frozen inplace ok plus like it also has something to do with the past participle but
you do not know what that means and neither do i ah what oh ok fine bigshow
you do and umm yeah pretty much i do too
go go grammar
and

oh

her curly hair was down and
oh those blue eyes were eating me like
yesterday's wine like
so many dreams unremembered
like
baby whisper to my little elvis like an airplane landing
ok hold me block the rain ok hey
hi i mean
similes and metaphors make me look all deep and shit
right?

yeah

so anyway i took off her high heels right there at the table and put her pretty toes in my mouth and one of
the
fags
at the next table said OHMYGOD and then one of his friends snickered and [in my head]
was like oooohweeee dick up your ass for 2010 babygay dick
up your ass for 2010 hi

i think i am still drunk hi

someone spent way too much on shitty cocaine hey
do you know too much of that stuff turns your peepee limp and umm
here is the weird part

my buddy donald told me that he came with a soft dick i mea n
can
you imagine?

that shit is totally fucking zany zooty crazee right omg and
man

dick clark's voice is fucking scary.

bless.

ny eye report submitted by francis patrick bluesmith III.

my 1st post of the new year 369 til i die