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i will post becuz i love you.

i am hungry she just said. then she picked up her keys. they sounded really loud on acct of i am sitting quietly at the desk that held the keys.

yeah. i was doing research and then writing. i know that turns you on. wanna know what else?

i made a grooveshark station tonite out of one air song.

i am fucking psycho like that right. fuck yeah high5 let's take a shower together but not like fags like athletes yeah

rub the soap in small circles.

hot.

fuckin hot right.

oh i knew you would think so. it's becuz you are so fuckin cool.

true story.

alternate last line: no lie.

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Second part.

I broke this text into two sections. I typed 8 little dashes. I typically type 8 little dashes when I want to keep typing becuz I love you.

8 becuz it is the Christos' number but here is what is so fuckedup about it - I don't really believe in Christos. I am gonna burn right. That is my favorite email ever.

Oh and also the girl who cuts herself and writes with her blood my asdf.

Okay there is no girl. I made that part up. Fucking sue me.

It's just that I want to be popular you know. And I think I want to be popular so I can reject everyone who dare like me. Becuz like I am so above it or something.

Weird right? I honestly do not know what my problem is.

Anyway. Ending that sentence two sentences ago with "is" felt awesome.

I think that as writers it is our responsibility to see how far Strunk & White can be stretched before we are all killed by snooty shrapnel naw mean?

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Bonus Third Section.

One day 808 said to me on Gchat that he does not like it when girls in pornos give bjobs to strapons.

I think I agree. Add in a bit of fake moaning and my boneski woneski disappears before you know it.

Awful.

Word to yamoms I came to drop bombs.

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