so i'm not going to do that anymore.
i'm also not going to say stuff is gay and call my gf a jew when she asks me to pay back the ten thousand i owe her.
just kidding. i owe her twenty. just kidding. i have a bloody hemorrhoid. just kidding. hey you know how ppl say so-and-so gets more ass than a bicycle seat? well. lemme tell you. i got a hemorrhoid from my bike seat. not good man. and also like the last time i gave myself alcohol poisoning i puked so hard that the hemorrhoid swelled to the size of a grape.
seedless.
TMI?
perhaps. but a sad fact nonetheless. mr. gary fisher stuck a grape in my ass and my addictions and overall pathetic-ness sometimes cause my ass grape to swell.
i also have a spot on my peepee as many of you already know where my running shorts rubbed the skin away.
hi.
i love the trust tree.
