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hi it is raining hi i cant stand the rain (beepbeep) hi i waited way too long to ingest caffeine today hi i want to wear my northface pants to the thing later but every time i pee while wearing them a drop or two always shows no matter how hard i shake hi

i mentioned that it is raining right?

yeah becuz it is and rain makes me want to get drunk in dive bars and fuck women with more personal problem than me. what do you think my major issue is btw? my parent's divorce? becuz sometimes i blame that for everything. also at times i am a dick. prolly more than at times. like all the times. unless i know you. then i am not a dick so much. i also like writers. and cute females. and salaries with lots of zeros before the decimal point.

also one of my esl students is having a language melt-down and was on my caller id five times this morning. i saw this when i returned home from downtown c-bus which just so you know resembles downtown manhattan today. i circled a block 2x in an hour and spent nearly two hours running a five second errand hot right.

i don't know about you but IMHO the best thing to have with you while stuck in maddening traffic in a rain storm is a screaming 16 month-old child.

way motherfuckin awesome.

just so you know i have not called the esl student back yet. i want her to calm down. and then later cook me noodle for long life.

i apologize. that was bigoted. lemme try again.

i want her to slide down on top of my noodle. further, i do not want her to close her eyes while she fucks me.

wait. that kinda objectifies her right.

i also apologize for that.

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in other news: i hope you read rotto's story it is really nice when he grows up he is going to be a writer.

i am either going to be a fireman or a sexual harrasser - preferably in an office setting where none of the windows open and everyone gets put on performance plans all the goddamn time.

xTx is going to be something very special but i am not telling you becuz we do not like how you stalk her and mas info will only encourage you to continue.

i would also like to take the opportunity to tell you that my female has the nicest boobies i have ever seen. moreover, i have her debit card in my wallet right now. would you like to go to target with me? we can get a slushy or a starbucks or fuck it

if we feel like it
we can get both.

hot right.

o i know.

LOVE STORY.