Why did I thinking jogging on a beautiful afternoon in the park was good idea? BAD IDEA. One hill and I was hacking up phlegm and spitting foamy spit and gasping for breath when I could have been at home masturbating and enjoying a slobbery nap on the chaise. And masturbating. Thinking about coming on your face and slapping the shit out of you. GOOD IDEA.
My pubes are flamenco sketches and when I say goo, I mean jizz, okay? Suck a dick when you're sad. Love story.
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its like i dont know what my problem is i cant write any words .wellonly dumb ones. every day i want to talk to u but i open this siteand i ...
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After a few more than 2500 posts the Nine is moving to Tumblr. Blogger is RIP. We enjoyed our stay. http://jjffjj.tumblr.com/
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I watched The Voice at work today and I thought I would hate it because Adam Levine is a dick and so is the token country dude they have an...
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Yet another fake holiday but, you know, let us do our part to support the chocolate-greeting card-floral industrial complex. Terrorists hate...
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I always vote for the person I want to fuck.
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And this is why I love the Nines: I was going to write a poem de love. It was going to be titled "You Can Eat My Balls Bitch." B...
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This is how I want to die
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You sang a song on the train today that I really needed to hear. I pulled out my earbuds and listened and the voice and the words were oh so...
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Strutted out of the building with a song in my head and a fresh new shirt, wrinkles steamed out, new wrinkles setting in, shiny new shoes an...