1442 : dumbass :

So I am fingering this tight pussy and it is clenching and wet and I reach for a condom.

"No we can't because my friend is in the other room."

"You have got to be kidding me." It is okay for me to work out that pussy but not only do I not get to fuck it I do not even get a blow job? "Fuck this shit. I'm leaving."

But I do not leave because (1) the train ride would be ridiculous and (2) it was probably 4 a.m. but I was unsure about that because (C) I was drunk off my fucking ass and acting like a dickturd and I am glad she was not like "So get the fuck out!" because I would have been fucked. I apologized when we woke up and it is so beautiful outside I want to punch somebody in the face. Love story.