I went and got paid at a hospital today. Lots of cute doctors and young women in scrubs smiled at me and said hello. I was wearing a baby on my shoulders. He was my female bait. I told them his momma died fighting for our freedom. One girl sucked me off after we dropped the baby at the daycare. It was so fucking rad.
Additionally, I wrote a letter to a mayor. I stroked his penis/ego with words of praise. I said I want you to stick it in my ass BIGBOY.
Okay. I did not say that. I mean. How could I?
Where would such a statement fit?
I also watched porn. A hot girl fucked another hot girl with a strap on. I wiped my come with toilet paper.
Also. I went running. I saw a snake that got smushed by a car. I said HAHA SNAKE.
What else?
Let's see. I almost have 500 Facebook friends. I feel special. If you friend me I will send you a jpeg of Otto's boneski woneski that he thought he sent to xTx but actually sent to me instead.
Fuckin gross right?
Tell me about it.
