10) Mustard and Raspberry
9) I Really Want You to Like Me Crunch (only xTx eats that (no, not true: she buys it and Otto and Ty eat it with the same spoon right out of the carton when she is out being waterboarded with dicksquirt))
8) Masturbation-apolitan
7) Babyshit Swirl
6) Avocado and Anus Blood
5) Dicksquirt Sorbet (right, not ice cream -- shut up)
4) Peanut Butter and Go Fuck Your Mother Bless Chocolate Chip
3) Mint Fetus Flurry
2) Dulce de Unicorn Sweat
1) Triple Menstrual Chunk
(Tia_Palooza is the only known North American supplier of homemade #10, #7 and #1)