1111 : coochies ii :

Something/s nice for you on a nice day

1:

I dreamed of you last night and when I woke up the dream did not end and I kissed you 123456789 times while you were not looking and your vagina squirted with delight and I gave you my unicorn sweat and you said thanks. I just made that up but I know you would say thanks because you are polite.

2:

She said, "What is it about you?" and he said he did not know and he did not say, "I have heard that before" and the answer to the question is different for everyone who has said that to him and there are even more people who do not wonder that at all, trust, but it boosts his ego and he thinks it is nice and he tries to be cool about it and by him I mean you and by you I mean me and by me I mean him and guess what: all the women on the train are wearing pretty spring dresses and fixing their hair and not wondering about himyoumehim one bit.

3:

To the face to the face.

4:

A little boy in a carriage is pulling his daddy's newspaper. Daddy is trying to read. The newspaper is pink. Daddy is in a suit. I am staring at a fine set of brown legs. Her makeup is nice.

5:

Do you ever wonder if we should be together? I do not.

6:

The little boy will not stand for the pink newspaper being more important than him so every time Dad lifts it up and the boy cannot see his dad's face he sits up in his carriage and slaps at the paper and dad gets pissed but hides it behind a smile. What a fag. The kid, I mean.

7:

You are nice. I like you. I watched euro orgy coochie porn this morning and it was fine and I got unicorn sweat all over my belly hairs and rubbed it in and yes.

8:

This is about to take a turn for the worse, I can feel it. Stop reading now.

9:

The woman with the nice brown legs just sat next to me when that faggy kid and his pink-newspaper reading dad got off with his suit. She has hefty tits and a tattoo behind her ear and if I was invisible I would jerk off all over her face and laugh and kiss her 123456789 times. Just kidding. Holy shit I want to invisible rape every hot chick on this train and there are many of them! Not joking! For legal reasons: I am joking.

10:

Let me make some sweet love to your coochie baby. I will not rape you unless you do not want me to. Love story.