I think I will be fired everyday
I watch television at work and I know my boss knows
about it
I watch movies too
and take long lunches
and laugh about fart condensation with a 22yo
hot coworker who I did not hook up with I swear
and she sends me text-to-voice
messages about doo-doo, things
like: "I am manifesting a megatron shit right now." She
says she hates her job but all she does is laugh
all day like mwaheehawhahehee and make
fun of people and she is hilarious
and no matter what you can
never
be free and when I drink soda
my farts smell pleasant
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