1919

while we were in line to buy your candles: no: way before then: this other girl in a blue strapless whose face might be plain to other people was making me hard while I fondled the wicker: she had big naturals and eyes like the ages: like the fertile crescent: like loaves and fishes: they made me hungry for olives and she did not even look at me once but I made sure to stand behind you while you talked and just said uh-huh-uh-huh and yeah and smiled whenever you turned around because I was falling hard especially because she paid me no attention and it was making me want it more because I knew if she just looked once she would feel it too or maybe not: whatever: and look brunch was great: avocado toast: I paid: we sat next to a megaceleb and his megaceleb girlfriend: no lie: and they were just on the cover of all the magazines broken up but I guess not really: before that I saw a woman who plays the president of the united states from that realtime terrorism show: after that I saw the most famous tv bartender from Boston ever and he is old now and has white hair and a belly and walked into a famous cupcake shop and is still sexy somehow: yeah I said it: and then I saw this comedian that I know you have never heard of but that was quite the brunch celeb run: to be honest I do not really care about celebs like at all: you can tell right: and I pinched your ass and tried to get you to fuck me on the showroom beds at that store we went into and you said no because we were surrounded by people and I put my finger up your skirt a few times and you giggled and pretended you did not like it and I am typing this after you took your train to away from here and now I am walking to my train through the hoards in the times square station and I am somehow not running into people while I type this because I can see their feet and maybe they get out of my way because I am kind of a big dude but I had to walk forever to switch trains up stairs and down stairs and down a long corridor: it sucked okay: you gave me bad advice: I should have just taken the L to the A like I said and anyway when I said we could have sex if we went to my place you shrugged like meh: fine okay that hurt so I will just masturbate and think about your best friend: bless