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We have like lots of readers now can you believe it?

I remember when it was only us and that guy that fucks the Real Dolls.

Whatever happened to that dude?

Also, those Real Dolls are kinda hot right?

I mean. Lube up first of course but after that KAPOW nawmean you can bust a nut all in that shit and your Real Doll ain't gonna be all "will you pass me my Rabbit" or anything like that.

Plus I saw on Maury that you can dress your doll in different outfits. I would choose cheerleader and latex nurse. Another thing I would do is get a strapon for my first doll I will name her Stacy and have her fuck a second doll that I purchase just for the occasion - I will name him Bobb.

Stacy will fuck Bobb right up his chocolate whizzway.

While they do that I am going to stab (with my Rambo knife that I do not own) the Gimme Back That Filet O Fish talking fish that I bought at Walmart while I do this I will listen to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer over and over again bless.

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In other news, I fucking hate you unless you are hot or can do something for me.

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Ride.