She goes
youwont eat meat but you had drug problems - that's real smart.
i go:
it's REALLY hoebag
not REAL ok
after that i killed her with my eye lasers but only after we had consensual rooftop sex.
and by rooftop i mean roofie
just kidding. i don't take those things anymore. ppl kept raping me
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in other news we now have a/c for the first time this year. thank you Jewsus. I don't believe in you or anything but I think the time is right for some thanks.
LIKE RICKY BOBBY SAID:
I WIN THE RACES AND MAKE THE MONEY.
FUCK YOU
GET ON TOP OF ME AND DO IT ALL SLOW-LY TOO>
yeahheardme