1815 : always shit on company time :

My craps at work always take exactly long enough to get three stars on a new level of Angry Birds. There are often long pubes on the toilet seat. Sometimes the seat is sticky with ass sweat. I never wash my hands unless my finger rips through the toilet paper when I wipe.

4 for the 369 Crew:

Anonymous said...

You are disgusting. Fuck me.

Angry Birds said...

Never talk shit about us.

GFYMB said...

FUCKING EAT MY SHITMUNG's mom is a whore.

rollerfink said...

gross. wash your hands okay?