Showing posts with label RIDE OR DIE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label RIDE OR DIE. Show all posts

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Tia says dont poke me. Other girls say other things. Some fella says something about drinking bathwater. I am all Internet. Hi. Have you ever butt peed in the shower while master cleansing? Me neither. And certainly not four times.

Hi I am driving across the state today. It is snowing. I am going in a moving truck with Flash. Like a road trip movie kind of. I hope I get head from Trucker hookers. Also. I hope I get head from you, Melinda, AS you are the only girl I love. But like Tina Turner says what's love got to do with it right I mean EATINAINTCHEATIN.

Big money. Yes I am. And I keep the club packed like a summer jam.