We didn't have sex this morning but should have. Little spanking to send you on your way.
The bacon is cut thick, hickory smoked
the egg shells are green and brown
sunny side up
my laptop has all these wires in it
I won't write about masturbating or bitches or sex (although that can be something very extra happy for you on a nice day) or work or the fucking subway or the racist watermelon hats at Yankee Stadium or what'vr'
At least not right here right now
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its like i dont know what my problem is i cant write any words .wellonly dumb ones. every day i want to talk to u but i open this siteand i ...
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After a few more than 2500 posts the Nine is moving to Tumblr. Blogger is RIP. We enjoyed our stay. http://jjffjj.tumblr.com/
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I watched The Voice at work today and I thought I would hate it because Adam Levine is a dick and so is the token country dude they have an...
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Yet another fake holiday but, you know, let us do our part to support the chocolate-greeting card-floral industrial complex. Terrorists hate...
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I always vote for the person I want to fuck.
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And this is why I love the Nines: I was going to write a poem de love. It was going to be titled "You Can Eat My Balls Bitch." B...
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This is how I want to die
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You sang a song on the train today that I really needed to hear. I pulled out my earbuds and listened and the voice and the words were oh so...
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Strutted out of the building with a song in my head and a fresh new shirt, wrinkles steamed out, new wrinkles setting in, shiny new shoes an...
2 for the 369 Crew:
two words:
lebron james.
lol on ty's comment.
bacon.
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