fucked myself with a bottle of lotion yesterday.
absence of toys in my office.
thought about using a highlighter but decided against it cuz, well, too hard, and too small, probably more microbial than the bottle of lotion.
worked suprisingly well...and my cervix is so smooth and soft now.
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Wow, that's just crazy because I did the exact same thing. I don't have a cerxix, though, but you should see how smooth my ... never mind.
"larfre"
this post makes me want to touch myself
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