ok-i-gotta-tell-u-something-becuz-it-is-fuckin-me-up

all right so like yesterday evening i went for a walk with melinda maria dejesus bonaventura cruz and the youngest of my tribe and like

we

had the 500 dollar stroller that we put on the shower wish list hoping someone would buy it for us and

dude

honestly

we

nearly had heart attacks when it arrived but anyway yeah we were going for a walk with the chairman of the board and like it is the burbs ok and there are a little patch of woods across the street from my house and the grass is green and there is shade and the ppl

man

they all say hello

totally fuckin weird but kinda fun at the same time hi how are you hi pretty evening we are having maybe gonna rain tomorrow oh i like your daisies man lookit this happy dog oooh how old is your baby lookit those chubby cheeks

right.

anyway there was a big old lop eared bunny sitting in my next door neighbor's yard and like

idk

we figured the bunny was the lady's pet or something i mean for sure it was not an animal from the woods ok?

time passes.

movie time sequence. quick sunset night time then sunrise then the dew disappears and i drag the little one out in the stroller and guess what

the bunny is smeared across the road yo.

someone hit that big mofo.

and i felt really bad. like i coulda saved it or something.

anyway i called the city. they sent three cops within like five minutes.

that - btw - is what property taxes get you in 2009.

ok so like the fuzz took the bunny.

but i keep thinking about that little motherfucker.

and i keep remembering its bloody head.

and i do not want to come off like such a bitch but i guess i am one.

fucking sue me.