where & how to sell what you write

hi umm yeah ok i found your addy in the writer's market ®

and

like you know ah

ahem

i was wondering if you would like to represent me i mean i think my shit is dope but unfortunately i have been rejected by quite a few editors although i will state in my defense that i have not always tried my hardest when submitting you know but like this time i did i really totally did and my shit is on figh-yuh and i need this to happen right now like yesterday ok on account of i do not have any money i know it's fucked up right like for reals but really if you want to know the truth everything is my fault i mean for some reason i do not take any work anymore i do not know why i mean i always say that i am going to but it never happens and man

my fuckin ass is broke naw mean so

like let's get moving on this shit ok i am tired of begging i just know someone out there is gonna get back to me and say yeah come on dude your shit is fuckin right as rain and there will be a check and maybe it will not be huge but it will get my fam etc off my back long enough for me to write another book and then who knows maybe that one will be huge or something or at least give a motherfucker a chance to write a third

yaheard.

have a bless day.

i like it when hot bitches are into my typings.

sometimes i think about that shit when i touch myself.

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