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i was so unplugged i felt amish (she replied in an email to otto who then responded with filthy things he'd like to do to an amish girl with the words 'butter churn' in there somewhere)

like, i washed clothes and hung them on a string with clips to dry via the sun. i forget what it's called, but when a strong breeze blows your panties fall into the dirt and also your dad will see your panties.

also there are bluebelly lizards and cows and lots of birds and bats and butterflies.

i almost got a 33 tattoo.

my dad has BO like, 24/7, because he works outside on his garden from dawn till dusk with no shirt on and told me he new wife is 'very orgasmic' (but dont tell her i told you that).

he likes straight vodka. the 1 gallon bottle for like 11 bucks because he only spends his millions on travelling every fucking month. (bye bye inheritance!)