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7 QUESTIONS WITH TY BLUESMITH

[interview conducted by Freaky Stinkypussy the hohum typer i mean supastar.]

1. who is the best on the interwebs?

- me. two way tie for second: rotto and 33.

2. what sets you apart from the rest?

- giant cock. blue eyes.

3. what is your favorite thing?

- me. followed by girls who like my asdf.

4. what is your dog's name?

- i have three. they are all named ty.

5. tell me something about your day so far.

- there was a girl. asian. high school. walking to the bus stop. it was freezing outside. i was wearing a long sleeve shirt over a short sleeve one while i ran but she was wearing a tank top and little shorts and flip flops. i could tell she was afraid becuz she walked way around me. she had that pouty bougie asian-american girl look on her face. and there were purple streaks in hurr long shiny thick hair. but like. as far as the attitude is concerned: what kinda high school girl of any standing rides the bus to school after the first few days yaheard. regardless when she turns 18 i would do her. but not before becuz that shit is illegal as fuck yo. oh. it was also dark outside.

6. you've said a million time you only read the niner. why?

- becuz most of those other [ahem] writers on the web look like art major kids who spent four years crammed into the corner of the cafeteria writing band names on their pants with sharpies while i was out mackin hoes at keggers. i mean. i might like to be friends now but unfortunately i used to whip apples across the lunchroom at those ppl and i think some of them remember. however - i'm not talkin shit about mel bosworth or anyone else i currently like tho - those guys are all cool. but - as you know - ty2thaB is a fickle mofo. and his opinions change with the wind baybay. so protect ya neck.

7. ok. wow. so you have no problem talking about yourself in the third person then?

- this interview is over. go fuck your mother.