1751 [i was napping on the couch]

in my dream you were january jones and we fucked while you smoked nineteen sixties madison avenue cigarettes in my dream you were my mom and i took money from your purse yeah bitch what of it you made daddy leave us no just kidding in my dream you were my neighbor crying over the death of the rottweiler you keep letting shit in my yard uh huh yep poison hotdog in the pooping grounds haha in my dream i orgasmed in my boxers and felt the come trickle down my leg when i blew your head off for saying "ohhhhh i donttttt evennnnn ownnnn a teeeveeeee" like you think you are smart and shit instead of just a stupid broke bitch in my dream you were a self-hating immigrant who talked like the ppl you wish you were in my dream i google earthed your address and saw your fat ass getting out of your piece of shit car with ninety hundred mcdonald's bags lard-o in my dream i stole your debit card in my dream i bought bulk candy from the grocery store in my dream alla the employees were gigantic and dark and moved oh so slowly and so did the matching customers ok that part was not in my dream it really happened they were all like fuck you whiteboy obama is the king of our black planet now ok that part did not happen in my dream i was like so what bitch ring up my chick-o-sticks plz ok that part happened only i said i like your name diamond it will come in handy if you ever decide to leave cashiering behind and become a stripper ok i left the stripping part out ok i said i like your skinny waist and how you talk white to me and black to the guy who was in line before me who looked like tom joyner i mean i said hey hotsexybaby i am trying to say that i admire your ability to adapt like a chameleon i mean i talked black one time but ppl called me a whigger i mean i talked black one time but ppl called me eminem i mean i hate to say it sweet diamond but lines are drawn irregardless of whatever we pretend and we are on different sides of that line but like idk i mean we could still have some forbidden love anyway right if you did not mind fucking the cracker with the prettiest weenus of all time a guy

who buys candy with a debit card he takes from a halfway wealthy girl who is stupid enough to love his lying eyes -

btw -

which are also pretty as all get out.

one.