i just heard a terrence trent d'arby song while gmail is down and rotto has a bold black waiting for me there that i am highly anticipating the opening of and a general public song and now a pink floyd song and i am twittering but gmail is down and i know when google gets their shit together and i click and it loads and there is only rotto's piece of nothing boldblacking at me i will cry heartfelt tears because of how i depend on the internet too much to fulfill my emotional needs (hi ty!).
if i had as much social interaction in the real world as i do online i would be paris hilton.