1420 (life's mysteries....)

i can't eat anything in a bathroom. I mean, even my favorite thing to eat which is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If I brought a cheese and bacon omelette (nonveganty) into a bathroom COMPLETE with hash browns I'd have to throw that shit away. Something about breathing in the bathroom air (even if it is a clean bathroom) or having the bathroom air touch the surface of my food renders it inedible.

If somebody said they'd pay me ten bucks to watch me eat a chicken pot pie in a bathroom while sitting on a toilet (pants up) I am honestly not sure if i could do it. Maybe for fifty bucks I could.

But man, I could sure do some fucking in a bathroom. Like, even oral sex. How come THAT is not a problem? TELL ME THE SCIENCE BEHIND THAT!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!