A. fOUND A newcastle.
B. chugged half of it.
c. HAD a major accident with a piping hot Lean Cuisine Paninni
e. possible 1st or second degree burns to my hand
f. HOLDING COLD newcastle in burned hand makes burned hand feel better.
g. FOUND another newcastle and (for medical reasons) have decided to drink it.
72. bleeding vagina hi otto
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