1917 |just4 shorty bangbang 2look your way|

my boss i hate that woman she took out my commas and added semicolons! the first guy said
and then he was like
hey HERE read this! oh and btw
she also said something about subordinate phrases
the
second guy said wait a a minute does she mean a subordinate clause and
the first guy said who knows umm but what about the commas
the second guy said
dude let's ask misters strunk and white ok
so
the second dude pulled down his little book ok and they read pages 5-6 together but then there was the question of what independent clauses are and then they sidetracked for several minutes
reminiscing about state school drunken orgies and
finally the second dude was like hey my friend is a grammarian and she is online right now should i ask her and the first guy was like yeah man do it fuckin do it stick it in me baby ok that last part is not all the way true but anyway the second guy took the grammarian's green g light as an invitation and was all hey yo you gotta sec for a quick grammar question and the grammarian was all sure go ahead and then the matter of the commas was brought up

alas

there was a pause becuz the grammarian had some work shit flare up right then and she was all hold on i have to deal with some ppl who can't follow simple instructions and love to fuck my life up as a result

[time passed]

but then eventually she came back and said yeah your friend is right but his paragraph is a mess etc and so on.

after the grammar debacle ended the second dude said to the first dude hey check out this random chick's blog that i stumbled across while looking for rum punch recipes and they did

and

the first dude was like umm 190 followers and the second dude was like yeah

dude

we're fuckin losers and

the first dude said that we are man. that.we.are.

bless. i hope you liked reading this. i typed it really fast.